Skinny women are the most intolerant, competitive, judgmental, shallow, sharp-tongued creatures to walk the face of the earth. I guess nibbling lettuce cups and tofu steaks makes folks do some hateful shit.
Hell, Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder could see that. I wear a size twenty-two. They think we should cover up and wear muumuus. Why should I hide all this loveliness under big-ass tent dresses? It must be showcased as the masterpiece -- of lovely legs, perky breasts, and the dazzling derriere -- that it is.
The enemy is on a seek-and-destroy assignment for total destruction -- and BIG girls are the targets. You may be wondering, who could be so petty, so treacherous, so damn evil? Yes, you read right. And skinny bitches know who they are. It was always all about them.
Well, not if we destroy them, or perhaps trick them with a one-day all-you-can-eat salad special, round them up, and ship their tiny asses off to a sandy island with nothing green on it, just wall-to-wall fried chicken and fast food. That shit would drive them as crazy as they make me and other BIG girls.
Men like BIG girls, too. So you know what I did? Sat my tired ass down and slowed up the entire shopping day. Skinny women are the most intolerant, competitive, judgmental, shallow, sharp-tongued creatures to walk the face of the earth.
I guess nibbling lettuce cups and tofu steaks makes folks do some hateful shit.
They eat sugarless cake to celebrate it. Skinny women will not get over at our expense. And while it may sound harsh, maybe even cruel, what are BIG girls to do? Get even, of course. Take our place in the spotlight. Fight the evil bitches determined to keep us down. What the hell is so attractive about ribs sticking through skin?
Not a damn thing. Because no one but a dog wants a bone, and even Fido wants one with some damn meat on it. She was faint from a lack of food. Do they plan to crochet nets to trap us in? So, the next time someone calls you FAT, just say thank you and keep those pounds moving.
Since a skinny bitch got ahold of the shit. You can dress it up, respell it, and make it stand for whatever you want, but the shit is still pronounced F-A-T. So chew on that. So get comfortable with the descriptions.
Embrace them, my BIG sisters. Okay, maybe it was more like three or four times, but so what. Hell, it was free -- and it looked good. You damn right it is.WWYD?
- Fat Women At The Buffet Are Scorned By A Skinny Man For Eating Too Much!!
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Love and acceptance are qualities you've got to get to on your own. But BIG girls, if you're ready to beat skinny bitches at their own game and take your rightful place in the spotlight, then Skinny Women are Evil is just the book for you.
Pay Released on: April 06, SKINNY WOMEN ARE EVIL: Notes of a Big Girl in a Small-Minded World Mo'nique, Author, Sherri McGee, Joint Author, Whoopi Goldberg, Foreword by, foreword by . Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Skinny Women Are Evil: How many people out here posting can say the same?
I don't think this book is about putting down skinny women so much as boosting the confidence of bigger women.
I was an overweight child and I took many cruel comments for it and I can relate to what . Instead of helping readers, Mo'Nique denigrates them (e.g., a typical day for a "big girl," she says, includes less than five hours of work and the rest of the day eating and socializing; while a "skinny girl" spends over 12 hours working and the rest of the day eating and exercising).